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There were 3 veterans from Vitenam War.
A guy walks up to them and tells them to choose a part of their body
and for every inch they get 1,000 dollars.
The first veteran says," measure from the top of my head to my toes."
he measures and it gets 72 inches. he gets 72,000 dollars.
The second veteran says," measure from the tip of my fingers to my toes."
he measures and gets 84 inches. he gets 84,000 dollars.
Finally, the third veteran says," measure from the tip of my penis to my balls."
he begins to measure but as he is getting lower, he asks," sir, where are your balls?"
the veteran responds,"NAM."