[tdinu]

An airplane completely full is going to crash and the capt says we have enough parachutes for all but 3 passengers. He says we need 3 brave souls to jump without a chute and will be forever remembered as heros. All the passengers look around at each other when a French man jumps up, runs to the open door, yells Viva La France and jumps out. Just then an Englishman jumps up and he too goes to the door and yells, God save the Queen and leaps. Finally a big burly Texan with a Ten gallon hat jumps up, grabs the Mexican sitting in front of him, throws him out the door and says, "remember the Alamo".