[TU_Snake_Doctor]

guy walks into a bar sits down at a stool. Bartender ask what will you have? guy looks into his shirt pocket and say shot of whiskey. Few mins later bartender ask same guy what he wanted...again guy looks into his shirt pocket and again he says shot fo whiskey. After about 5 shots guy calls bartender over and ask guy for another shot. bartender says i have no problem serving you but why do you keep looking into your shirt pocket before ordering. Guys replies, its a picture of my wife. When she starts looking good I will go home.