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Originally Posted by OneBulletLeft
three guys die and goto heaven...once they get there St.Peter tells them that since they all lived good lives they would be allowed to watch their own funeral. St.Peter asks them what each one would like to hear at their funeral. the first guys says" i'd like to hear that i was a real stand up guy and always helped those in need!" the second guy says " i would like to hear how i was a good husband and father and always put family first!" the third guy says " i'd like to hear..." hey look! he's moving!"
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the second time you said it it wasnt as funny.
how do you starve a black man? put his food stamps in his work boot...
whats the diffrence between a black man and a pizza?? the pizza can feed a family of 3.
whats the difference between a dead racoon on the road and a dead bblack man on the road?..... the racoon had skid marks leading up to it.
why do black people lean to the middle when they drive? .... cuz they think the smell is coming from outside..
no offense... if you know mexican ones tell them. i dont know any or i would