no1) Yo mom is so ugly, that when she tried to enter the ugliness competition they said;"Sorry, no professionals"
no2) There was a blond lady and entered a shop. She saw this box thing and asked to shopkeeper "How much is this TV?" and the shopkeeper said, "Sorry we don't sell to blonds". So the lady left and painted her hair brown, and she went to the shop, and she asked again (to the same person) "Hoe much does this TV cost?" and again he said "Sorry we dont sell to blonds". So she went and painted her hair black, and she went to the shop, and asked AGAIN (to the same person), "How much is this TV?" and AGAIN he said "Sorry we don't sell to blonds! And this lady was furious and she told him "I was blond true, but how did you know as I painted my hair black and brown but you still noticed!" and he answered, "cause that box is not a TV, but a microwave!"
Got it, its said blonds are stupid...and it shows over here!
