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Originally Posted by sAiiNt
Thought id make this thread as a bit of a joke, but with some truth lol..
Basically, post "rules" that you think people should follow on this site, not like "Do not spam" etc. but like these..
Here are the ones i thought of:
1. Do not type like a 4 year old. Try to use some punctuation and correct spelling.
2. Avoid xMrFoxhoundx and SundanceKid, unless you want to be raped over the internet.
3. Never visit a glitching site, because this straight away makes you a hacker. 
4. Read the thread before you post, to avoid being pizzowned.
5. If your going to own someone, make sure its a good solid one lol, dont leave yourself susceptible to a counter-own.
6. Try to stay in a clan, and dont be a clan whore. (Goldenshot  )
& thats all i can think of lol, im sure you lot can come up with some funny ones..
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Failure to use apostrophes(#1)=Failure to do #2.
1.If you have a question, don't ask it.
2.When you ask for a sig, don't expect one.
3.Only
one smiley-face is required.
4.If you think you are good...you aren't.
5.When you make a Free Agent thread for yourself, and it recieves less than 20 views and 1 reply the first day:No one wants you.
6.If you don't know what you're talking about
:Don't post it.
7.Classifications of Rape:
a)Own-Produce chuckles and a LOL response.
b)Pwn-Produces laughter for 3 seconds and a LMAO response.
c)
Pwnt.-Produces laughter for 10 seconds and a ROFLCOPTER response.
d)Pizzown-Produces hysterical laughter for varying time, the person who got Pizzowned can't reply for 24 hours or Epic Fail, creates atleast a ROFLCOPTERSAURUS, and +Rep from atleast one person.
e)
Pizzwnt.-If you ever get Pizzwnt. just quit coming to the site. Everyone LOLROFLCOPTERSAURUSSKATES!!1SHIFTONE!1CAPS1!1 @ you and mocks you for the rest of your life. Major +Rep & +Baller Points to the giver and -Man Rights to reciever.
8.If you see you mispelled a word, you
might want to fix it because you really look like an idiot with 17 typos...a sentence.
9.Thou shalt not attempt to rape Fox, Sundance, or sAiiNt. Failure to follow this rule=Butt-hurt for 3 weeks.
10.If you don't know what a noob is...you
are one.