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A guy reluctantly goes in to see the doctor. The first thing he does when he finally sees the doctor is ask him not to laugh no matter what. Now the doctor being a doctor is rather confident that this would not be an issue and assuringly tells the man so. The doctor was able to keep his composure as the man told him that he was having an issue down there and it was rather embarrassing. "No problem" says the doc, "I've seen it all before" he assures the patient. The patient then drops his pants and his undies next. Now the doc who was being so composed was now faced to witness a penis the size of a AAA battery. Unfortunately this was just too much for him and he let loose a little snicker. The patient angrily says "I thought I asked you not to laugh, no matter what, this is why I have soo much trouble coming in here in the first place, everybody is so mean." "Sorry, sorry" the doctor exclaims, "How terribly rude of me, from here on out I swear not to laugh............now what seems to be the problem." "It's swollen" the man says.