[HARDBIZKIT]

A thoughtful wife is out shopping for a gift for her husband. It is their 20 anniversary and every year she tries to outdo herself. Just about the time she had given up all hope of finding that one gift that would make last year's pale in comparison she happened upon a stranger in an alley. The man says "You look like you are looking for something, is there anything I can help you with?" She explains her situation and how she feels she won't find that perfect gift this year. "Well maam, it just so happens I have the perfect gift for you." "What could you possibly have?"she askes, "Why I happen to own a frog that gives bj's" "WHAT?" she asks. 'Yes it's a frog that has been trained to give the best bj's and best of all it does it whenever and as often as you'd like "the man said with certainty. The price was rather steep but if this frog was half of what the man said it was then this was going to be the best gift ever. So the woman purchased the frog and after reading the truck stop card her husband got her giggled as she handed him his present. The man opens a box to see a frog staring up at him. " What the heck is this? a frog? you got me a frog?" "Wait, wait it's not what you think. This frog gives bj's. Supposed to be real good at it and does em whenever you want". Later that night the wife was woken up from a sound sleep to the sound of breaking glass from downstairs. She goes downstairs into the kitchen to see broken plates and cups all over the floor and her husband holding the frog over the sink. "What in the world are you doing?" she hollered. "As soon as I teach this frog to do the dishes you're outta here!"