[HARDBIZKIT]

A guy stolls up to the bar, takes a seat and pulls out a tiny piano and sets it up on the bar. The bartender watches as the man continues to pull out a tiny bench and sets it in front of the tiny piano. Now before the bartender can ask any questions the man pulls out a tiny man and sets him on the bench. Now absolutely bewildered the bartender gazes as the tiny man starts to play the piano. Immediately the bartender rushes over to investigate. "What is this, is this for real or did you get this somewhere?" "I assure it is all real friend, quite amazing isn't it? "But how?" the bartender asks. "Simple the man says I have a magic rock in my pocket that grants wishes". "Get outta her with that noise" the bartender says. "Do you not see the proof in front of you?" the man askes. "If you want you are more than welcome to try it yourself". What harm could it do to try the bartender thought to himself as says "Sure, hand it over, what do I do?" "Simple" the man says "All you have to do is hold the rock tightly in your hands and whatever wish you make in your head the rock will grant immediately" The man hands over the rock to the bartender and the bartender holds the rock firmly, closes his eyes and almost instantaniously the bar is overwelmed with quaking ducks. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!" the bartender yells "I WISHED FOR A MILLION BUCKS!" The man sitting at the bar snickers and says " I know, I know, do you think I actually wished for a 12 inch pianist."