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Re: Tell A Joke!!!!
Crappy joke #2
A garage mechanic for the last 15 years is somewhat jaded over his compensation for his skills. One day at the shop he happened to glance over and recognize a patron waiting for his vehicle to be repaired. This patron happened to be none other than a world renowned heart surgeon. The mechanic wasn't working on the doctor's vehicle but waved him over into the shop anyways. When the doctor approched the mechanic, who was busy working on a motorcycle, the mechanic says "You know what there mister millionaire, I can take this engine apart, take the valves out, put in new seals and gaskets, put it all back together and it will run like new.................now how come I don't get paid them fancy big dollars like you doctor folk do, when what I do is essentially the same?" The surgeon not missing a beat kneels down next to the busy mechanic, puts a hand on his shoulder and says "Try doing all that while the motor is still running"
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