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Re: Tell A Joke!!!!
i got 3 ok here it is
1. 3 lads called f**k off manners and shit are riding there bikes down the road shit falls off his bike and grazes his knee manners jups off to take a look at it f**k off rides into a police man and says "sir sir my friends just fallen off his bike" police man says"whats your name boy" boy replys"f**k off police says "what" boy says again"f**k off" police rep-lys "wheres your manners?" boy replies "down the road picking shit up"
joke 2.3 lads called piss,zip and d**k are hiding from the teacher in the libary piss hides under the table d**k hides in the cupboard and zip hides on top of the table so the teacher goes zip down d**k out and piss in the corner
joke3. child says"miss miss can i have a lolly?" teacher replys to kid ok if you answer my question tomorrow so he goes home and sleeps in the morning he goes to the shop and buys some annaseed balls in class he opens the puts one in his mouth teacher goes "question time" child spits annaseed balls on teachers board teacher goes "whos got black balls?" child goes "50 cent miss can i have a lolly?"
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