You sure this isnt one of those fake BBC reports....
Two words....
The Crusades
The Church is responsible for some of the worst violence in the history of the world.
I reckon this is a ploy to get publicity for the Church of England's upcoming game:
The Sermonator
Where you can choose between different styled Priests and go around vaporizing heathen console game players.
Kill a Wii player and get 5 points, 360 players is 10 points and a PS3 player is 20 points.
