Dirt Track Racing Deserves A Next-Gen Title

[Planet-1TF1-]

:my dream game:

Start out as a weekend warrior, and rise up to become a grand national champion. I'm talkin' dirt in your face and dust in your eyes! From no-name zero to hometown hero. Your pit crew at first might only be your wise Uncle Jerry and whatever friends can make it that Saturday night, but get noticed by winning races, and gain sponsorships to build a full professional team. Choose your class, build your car, and pray that it holds up to finish the main event!

SUPER STOCKS

Camaros, Monte Carlos, Chevelles, Malibus, any mid-sized car will do here. I would describe this class as a destruction derby in a constant circular motion.

DWARF CARS

Bad ass looking cars, and fast cars at that. Couple cousins of mine race these cars as a matter of fact. One thing about these cars is that they're open-wheeled. Meaning, there's no defensive fenders to block you from tangling up with another driver!

DIRT MODIFIEDS

Another open-wheeled class, only these are the big boys. Every pass is a close call, cause one wrong move and its over. A lot of my family race these (dad and uncles), so you can trust me when I say that these are traditionally fun to watch.

SPRINT CARS

"Wow." A race can take all night or be over in less than 10 minutes with these monsters. The fastest class out there, and the most dangerous! Those big wings on top are there to keep them from flying off the track, literally. Popping wheelies out of the corners, going so fast they actually burn rubber through the dirt and get their tires smoking! Believe it or not, the winner of the main event tonight was a 16 year old.. CHICK!!

So what do you think, guys? I put video links here and there, be sure to take a peek at them. And after you've watched them, try to picture this..

You're on the track waiting to go green, lined up beside your PS3 buddies and/or clan members, everybody's talkin' trash, and then the flag drops. Pedal to the metal into the first turn, bumpin' the car in front of you or maybe yelling over the microphone *****in' at someone to get off your ass. Grabbing the lead, trying to hold everyone off, white flag - last lap, here comes the checkered. Last turn, someone's on your inside left and comin' up fast! Now what?

[Planet-1TF1-]

What? No comments? Nobody thinks this would ****ing kick ass? **** you then, pussies.

[monkeymadman]

I like the dirty racing game : )

[Planet-1TF1-]

Ok. Monkey, is not a pussy.

[XxShootRxX]

Originally Posted by Captain_Planet

Now what?

Go the inside left then?

I like the Dirt Racing series, Especially the old arcade ones where u have that steering wheel and the sensitivity is crazy...Like this

[x--NiGhTmArE--x]

I dont even want to know how long it took you to make this thread...

[Planet-1TF1-]

Not too long actually.
But I still think everybody needs to read it.
And ShootR, that game is one of my all-time favorites.
The trick it to spend all your winnings on better engines and nitros only.
Then buy the other crap last, lol.

Oh yeah, bump.

[Planet-1TF1-]

Originally Posted by XxShootRxX

Go the inside left then?

I like the Dirt Racing series, Especially the old arcade ones where u have that steering wheel and the sensitivity is crazy...Like this

Going inside-left when someone is already there on the last lap?
Yeah, if you only want to give yourself a fish-tale-finish, ****.
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

[XxShootRxX]

Originally Posted by Captain_Planet

Going inside-left when someone is already there on the last lap?
Yeah, if you only want to give yourself a fish-tale-finish, ****.
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

I Live Dangerously,You Pussy