XxTheRookiexX = Hypocritical Noob

TheConqueror · #1 (**permalink**) February 16th, 2008, 23:10

It was a dark chilly Saturday night, tacos awaited me in the kitchen. I moved with ease over to the computer, and sat in the chair. PS3 games online tournaments and events with regular competitions and Leaderboards, I typed, Enter. The site popped up with ease and I quickly entered into the chat. Alas, it was quite empty. Inside it was Sundancekid, Demon, Beast, and miscellaneous others. Nestled at the bottom of the list was XxTheRookiexX. Immediately upon entering a private message attacks my screen.

XxTheRookiexX: Are you in a clan?
Me: Maybe, maybe not...
Me: Why?
XxTheRookiexX: IDK, want to join mine, we're 2-2?
Me: Whats the name?
XxTheRookiexX: Grave Diggers
Me: ps3multiplayer or GB?
XxTheRookiexX: GB...
Me: lol, no thx...
XxTheRookiexX: Why?
XxTheRookiexX: Whats your k/d
Me: cuz im already in a clan, and 5.86
XxTheRookiexX: How many kills and what clan...
Me: 2200 kills...bout 380 deaths, clan is Caterpillaz on The Loose (CoTL)
XxTheRookiexX: yea right noob...

I closed the chat, I do not take insults from people who are inferior to me. I left the computer and promptly began to eat tacos. I returned thirty minutes to later, ArtOfWar has joined the chat...

Me: I need a clan to join, any open spots?
x-screamndemon-x: conq join us
XxTheRookiexX: mine
x-screamndemon-x: we're beasts
Me: lol i was jk, just wanted to see who wanted me
Me: ROFLCOPTERSAURUS
XxTheRookiexX: lol...
ArtOfWar: Whats good negroes
XxTheRookiexX: lol
ArtOfWar: Don't laugh at me Rosa Parks
Me: Rookie tried to recruit me lol...
XxTheRookiexX: Yea I didnt...
ArtOfWar: Sorry rookie, you cant have conq
XxTheRookiexX: WTF
XxTheRookiexX: Are you arty14?
ArtOfWar: I aint that hoe, only one of me negus...
ArtOfWar: rekonize and re$pect hoe, bow down...
XxTheRookiexX: LMAO!
Me: I'm going to recruit moneyman...
ArtOfWar: IDK
XxTheRookiexX: (talking to art) Who's your clan? the dumbass caterpillars?
ArtOfWar: Challange us?
XxTheRookiexX: U on GB?
ArtOfWar: yea, we'd beat u 2v4
XxTheRookiexX: r u a cocky ***** just lk sobel
ArtOfWar: Its not cocky...just good
XxTheRookiexX: Ur sooooooooooo gay...
XxTheRookiexX: U douchebag with the name artofwar whats ur kd ratio
ArtOfWar: like 4.32
XxTheRookiexX: lmao, yea, how many kills?
ArtOfWar: idk i dont stare at my stats all day
XxTheRookiexX: hate you fucin noobs, always disconnect
XxTheRookiexX: my kd is 1.61 legitlly
XxTheRookiexX: legitally*
Me: i got 5.86 w/ 2200 kills, legitly, and i got 3.10 w/ 24000 kills, legitly.
XxTheRookiexX: D/Cer
XxTheRookiexX:Art nd Conquerer D/Cing NOOBS!! I H8 THEM NOOBS!
Me: I only disconnect when im eating honeybuns
ArtOfWar: get your crew hoe
XxTheRookiexX: we pwn ass
XxTheRookiexX: u on GB?
ArtOfWar: duh
XxTheRookiexX: duh? Thats soooooooooo gay...
Me: x Caterpillaz on The Loose x - Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Team Profile, Stats, Schedule, Players, News - COD 4 for PlayStation 3 (PS3)
ArtOfWar: we just started our own shizzz
XxTheRookiexX: lol your SOOOOO cocky
XxTheRookiexX: u just disput matches
Me: We lost to a team that was 64-6, barely, and we did not dispute...
ArtOfWar: and we beat T1TA, which is why they remade their clan...
Me: ROFL, they lost to a team that was 4-19, ROFL!
XxTheRookiexX: haha your cool
XxTheRookiexX: u guy d/c nd play only noobs
XxTheRookiexX: ROFL UR A FCKIN DOUCHEBAG LMAO
Me: Thats the usual reply when someone realizes their clan blows
Me: They cant stand to be worse than someone
XxTheRookiexX: i bet i could pwn you 1v1@SHipment
XxTheRookiexX: with my eyes closed u douchebags
Me: if we dispute, how come we have no disputed matches and you got on from feb 8th still?
XxTheRookiexX: D/C douchen00b
Me: You lost and disputed
Me: ROFL
Me: You should be 2-3
XxTheRookiexX: Naaa
XxTheRookiexX: I put in the wrong numbers
Me: Sure you did, ROFL
XxTheRookiexX: SHT THE FCK UP NOOB
Me: your digging your own grave
Me: Add me for 1v1
XxTheRookiexX: STFU
ArtOfWar: dumbass cant even report correct
Me: ROFLCOPTERSAURUS
(05:24):XxTheRookiexX quit the room
Me: ROFL, everything he said we did, his own clan did, nub...

--- THE END ---

As you can see, this guy is a big hypocritical noob. He appeared out of nowhere on this chilly Saturday night to make a fool of himself.

Here's the link to his shitty clan if anyone is feeling the need for a free win...

The Grave Diggers - Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Team Profile, Stats, Schedule, Players, News - COD 4 for PlayStation 3 (PS3)

J-SoBeS · #2 (**permalink**) February 16th, 2008, 23:16

LMAO, had a fight with him to.
he blows i play with him all the time, camps with saw

ArtOfWar · #3 (**permalink**) February 16th, 2008, 23:16

Rookie blows... I challanged the kid to a 2v? (me and fury being the two and allowing him to use how many other people he wanted at any game mode) and he denied. LoL

His clan blows and he disputes his losses. LoL

J-SoBeS · #4 (**permalink**) February 16th, 2008, 23:20

this is their second clan,
they were legendary outlawz, got owned deleted made new one, got owned

we challenged them 4 times today and they declined them and said, "we didnt get it "

MC_FatBoy · #5 (**permalink**) February 16th, 2008, 23:46

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Originally Posted by J-SoBeS

this is their second clan,
they were legendary outlawz, got owned deleted made new one, got owned

we challenged them 4 times today and they declined them and said, "we didnt get it "

No, this is their third, 1.New Age Assassins 2.Legendary outlaws 3. Grave diggers. I left New age assassins cuz we sucked. And he got all of the people in my old clan to join (They sucked as well).Which is why he is so noobish and e1 else.My apologes for the fight that conqurer and the noob had. He is getting more and more like he is the best at cod4. (P.S. I could whip his clan MC_FatBoy+Jsobes+ConquererVSAll of the Grave Diggers clan. We would for surely win against those guys they suck. Very badly!

flagstealer · #6 (**permalink**) February 16th, 2008, 23:46

u should make a novel on this story..lol

MC_FatBoy · #7 (**permalink**) February 16th, 2008, 23:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by K_K_KS_Flagsteal

u should make a novel on this story..lol

lol

Mdub10 · #8 (**permalink**) February 17th, 2008, 00:42

Wow, that kid is a faggot.
Sounds like that Frank White kid.
Freaking annoying as hellll.....

ArtOfWar · #9 (**permalink**) February 17th, 2008, 11:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mdub10

Wow, that kid is a faggot.
Sounds like that Frank White kid.
Freaking annoying as hellll.....

frank white is roosta.

and thanks for all the info guys... i was sure that rookie was a noob but after the extra info i got from you guys, he is a super scrub.

add me dubb

Xv-BlackHeart-vX · #10 (**permalink**) February 17th, 2008, 12:15

i know he messaged me to when i was in there . Grave Diggers was the clan that me and 239 owned 2 months ago they wanted war i told them my clan name and they never chalanged us.