Unwritten Rules

[sAiiNt]

Thought id make this thread as a bit of a joke, but with some truth lol..

Basically, post "rules" that you think people should follow on this site, not like "Do not spam" etc. but like these..

Here are the ones i thought of:

1. Do not type like a 4 year old. Try to use some punctuation and correct spelling.

2. Avoid xMrFoxhoundx and SundanceKid, unless you want to be raped over the internet.

3. Never visit a glitching site, because this straight away makes you a hacker.

4. Read the thread before you post, to avoid being pizzowned.

5. If your going to own someone, make sure its a good solid one lol, dont leave yourself susceptible to a counter-own.

6. Try to stay in a clan, and dont be a clan whore. (Goldenshot )

& thats all i can think of lol, im sure you lot can come up with some funny ones..

[Camaro]

1. Use Common Sense. This doubles as an IRL rule too.

[xMrFoxhoundx]

Originally Posted by sAiiNt

Thought id make this thread as a bit of a joke, but with some truth lol..

Basically, post "rules" that you think people should follow on this site, not like "Do not spam" etc. but like these..

Here are the ones i thought of:

1. Do not type like a 4 year old. Try to use some punctuation and correct spelling.

2. Avoid xMrFoxhoundx and SundanceKid, unless you want to be raped over the internet.

3. Never visit a glitching site, because this straight away makes you a hacker.

4. Read the thread before you post, to avoid being pizzowned.

5. If your going to own someone, make sure its a good solid one lol, dont leave yourself susceptible to a counter-own.

6. Try to stay in a clan, and dont be a clan whore. (Goldenshot )

& thats all i can think of lol, im sure you lot can come up with some funny ones..

Failure to use apostrophes(#1)=Failure to do #2.

1.If you have a question, don't ask it.

2.When you ask for a sig, don't expect one.
3.Only one smiley-face is required.
4.If you think you are good...you aren't.

5.When you make a Free Agent thread for yourself, and it recieves less than 20 views and 1 reply the first day:No one wants you.
6.If you don't know what you're talking about:Don't post it.
7.Classifications of Rape:
a)Own-Produce chuckles and a LOL response.
b)Pwn-Produces laughter for 3 seconds and a LMAO response.
c)Pwnt.-Produces laughter for 10 seconds and a ROFLCOPTER response.
d)Pizzown-Produces hysterical laughter for varying time, the person who got Pizzowned can't reply for 24 hours or Epic Fail, creates atleast a ROFLCOPTERSAURUS, and +Rep from atleast one person.
e)Pizzwnt.-If you ever get Pizzwnt. just quit coming to the site. Everyone LOLROFLCOPTERSAURUSSKATES!!1SHIFTONE!1CAPS1!1 @ you and mocks you for the rest of your life. Major +Rep & +Baller Points to the giver and -Man Rights to reciever.
8.If you see you mispelled a word, you might want to fix it because you really look like an idiot with 17 typos...a sentence.
9.Thou shalt not attempt to rape Fox, Sundance, or sAiiNt. Failure to follow this rule=Butt-hurt for 3 weeks.
10.If you don't know what a noob is...you are one.

[Pyrifax]

I will be back to this thread later after I brainstorm for a bit.

[Camaro]

Originally Posted by xMrFoxhoundx

Failure to use apostrophes(#1)=Failure to do #2.

1.If you have a question, don't ask it.

2.When you ask for a sig, don't expect one.
3.Only one smiley-face is required.
4.If you think you are good...you aren't.

5.When you make a Free Agent thread for yourself, and it recieves less than 20 views and 1 reply the first day:No one wants you.
6.If you don't know what you're talking about:Don't post it.
7.Classifications of Rape:
a)Own-Produce chuckles and a LOL response.
b)Pwn-Produces laughter for 3 seconds and a LMAO response.
c)Pwnt.-Produces laughter for 10 seconds and a ROFLCOPTER response.
d)Pizzown-Produces hysterical laughter for varying time, the person who got Pizzowned can't reply for 24 hours or Epic Fail, creates atleast a ROFLCOPTERSAURUS, and +Rep from atleast one person.
e)Pizzwnt.-If you ever get Pizzwnt. just quit coming to the site. Everyone LOLROFLCOPTERSAURUSSKATES!!1SHIFTONE!1CAPS1!1 @ you and mocks you for the rest of your life. Major +Rep & +Baller Points to the giver and -Man Rights to reciever.
8.If you see you mispelled a word, you might want to fix it because you really look like an idiot with 17 typos...a sentence.
9.Thou shalt not attempt to rape Fox, Sundance, or sAiiNt. Failure to follow this rule=Butt-hurt for 3 weeks.
10.If you don't know what a noob is...you are one.

zOMGRAWFULCOPTIRSAURUSREXLOLCANO!!!111!!SHIFTPLUSO NEEQUALS!!!!!!1!!!112


I think I broke some rules there.

[SundanceKid]

Key to being the greatest: Talk about yourself in 3rd person and make phrases with your name in it.

[x-ScREaMnDeMoN-x]

Good ones so far...this thread has some potential lmao

1. If you don't know what Home is, don't ask. Google it.
2. If you can't get a sig, make one yourself. it's not hard to find photoshop.
2a.If you don't know what photoshop is, just google up a sig.
3. Don't ask for Cod4 sigs. Every good one is done and they're old now.
4. A picture with your name on it isn't a sig. Don't ask for one. Find one and use ****ing paint.
5. Do not bump up thread older than 7 days. If no one has posted on them, no reason for you to. Use the PM system.
6. Don't click on links from Demon. Most are gay porn and leave stuff on your computer. Don't say I didn't warn you.
7. Don't make threads about recruitment then leave the next day. Example: Afc_robson. Half of us don't know you, what clan you were in, why u joined, why u left, and why ur a free agent now with a thread with less than 10 views. Just an example
8. Please don't pick fights over the forum because someone called you a noob. Don't challenge them to a cod4 match. That = loss of man rights.
9. Don't come here acting like you're the shit.
10. Don't say 'you don't have respect from this community' when you've been here for 2 months.
11. Don't do more than 10 posts per day. Get a life
12. Don't think you're good because you win the multiplayer events. No one plays in them that is decent.
13. Don't talk shit because your clan is 1000-0 on Console gaming because no one cares about CG. This is ps3multiplayer last i checked.
13a Don't spew about how your xbox caterpillar clan is 7-0. You're posting about your xbox clan here why?
14. Don't post multiple threads about the same thing, like asking for a sig. One per week will be fine. You can feel free to bump it the next day so someone sees it but don't post another thread. Example: UkscottUK just posted two threads about the same thing with the same text. And no one cares about KoS v MkM sorry to say
15. Read before you post. Look above what people have stated so you don't restate it.
16. Look at date last posted before you post on it. Calling someone out after the argument is already over isn't very tough.
17. Don't offer shitty sigs to people. If it got owned originally, don't make 8 copies of it in multiple colors.
18. People from other countries shouldn't be better at English than you. Learn to SPELL
All I can think of for now. Saiint you should make a huge list of all of these. I'll add more later.

[SundanceKid]

Golden rule that me and Camaro both know very well:
Before you post, lurk moar.

[sAiiNt]

LoL i might put them all on the top list..

hahahahahaha at them pics and rules fox

I was gonna make rules about flagstealer and abe lol, but i thought you guys would do a better job

no offence flagstealer or abe but you know how it goes lol

:mrgr een:: mrgreen::mrgre en: kk nd jst fot idsay.............................. idnt meen tu be ruude to ne n00bss............... cuss i int exacerly da best eiva

[x-ScREaMnDeMoN-x]

Thanks ukScottuk for posting the same thread twice within an hour. Congratulations.

[Camaro]

Originally Posted by SundanceKid

Golden rule that me and Camaro both know very well:
Before you post, lurk moar.

"Too right mate"- Guy from CoD4.

[Camaro]

Originally Posted by x-ScREaMnDeMoN-x

18. People from other countries shouldn't be better at English then you. Learn to SPELL

*starts WW3*


What's sad is that I've noticed Americans spell better on here than most british and other eurotrash.



Yo Sundance, let's set back and watch the lulz!

[x-ScREaMnDeMoN-x]

Originally Posted by CamaroChevySS

*starts WW3*


What's sad is that I've noticed Americans spell better on here than most british and other eurotrash.



Yo Sundance, let's set back and watch the lulz!

*Head Explodes*

[Camaro]

There you go.

[flagstealer]

lol its all right saiint.. woops

anyway my number one rule for everyone else is

1. AVOID FLAGSTEALER AND ABE lol jk

[Frosty]

Rule number 1



Also follow the basic rules of Man Law