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June 6th, 2007, 20:44
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Hi ho, hi ho
It's off to school we go We sat in the back to see her crack Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho Hi ho, hi ho It's off to school we go We sat in the front to see her cu.nt Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho 
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June 6th, 2007, 20:46
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The angle of the dangle
Is directly proportional To the heat of the meat Over the mass of the ass Times the stink of the pink
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June 6th, 2007, 20:47
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glory, glory halelujah
teacher hit me with a ruler i hid behind the door with a loaded .44 she ain't my teacher no more. On top of the school bus all covered in blood i shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug i went to her funeral i went to her grave everybody threw flowers i threw a grenade and after the smoke cleared she still wasn't dead i took my bazooka and blew off her head the police came and got me they threw me in jail so i took that bazooka and blew them to hell
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June 6th, 2007, 20:49
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My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And now it's only four foot four.
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June 6th, 2007, 20:51
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Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.
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June 6th, 2007, 20:51
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
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June 6th, 2007, 20:52
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Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her smacked her twice across the head ****ed her ass and went to bed
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June 6th, 2007, 20:53
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Little bow peep ****ed a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice tongued his balls not once but twice.
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June 6th, 2007, 20:57
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, coz he was gay.
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June 6th, 2007, 21:21
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lmao palmer's on a roll
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June 6th, 2007, 21:29
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'GEN-Palmer-[1TF1] sure has got some material, nice work man
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June 6th, 2007, 21:29
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lol...someone said he wanted to see more..so i added a bit more
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June 6th, 2007, 21:33
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October 6th, 2007, 09:03
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OMG . Game host pukes live on Air
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Giggsy is a legend !!    1958 Busby Babes - 50 Years, never forgotten.
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October 6th, 2007, 14:48
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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline How do you make a baby crawl around in circles? Nail it's hand to the floor How to you save a baby from drowning in a bathtub? Take your foot off of it's head My very own dead baby joke: What's the difference between a dead baby and a living baby? You didn't make the living baby stop crying yet I never did feel bad about these jokes, but I feel like scum right now. Maybe because I just woke up, or MAYBE BECAUSE I AM SCUM. Either way, I know some of you sick bastards will enjoy it
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October 6th, 2007, 15:21
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 15 guys chase a1c_moe_youseff through mcdonalds, when a bistande r is asked why he didnt help he replies , "i thought 15 was enough" 
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October 6th, 2007, 15:30
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October 7th, 2007, 01:27
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How do you get 5 babies in a briefcase? --blender
How do you get them out? --nachos How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? --depends how hard you throw them What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts? --You can't gargle gravel. Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? --ones fun to smash witha hammer and the other is a watermelon Whats the difference between a dead baby and a styrofoam cup?--A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it How do you get a baby out of a tree? You give a Mexican a stick and tell him its a pinata! i got more....
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October 7th, 2007, 03:47
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