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October 7th, 2007, 19:42
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH U SICKOS?!
 i know theyre just jokes...but theyre harsh. i love kids and babies, so i stopped reading them after l2k-thedoctor posted more. i would nvr make jokes about that. 
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October 7th, 2007, 20:38
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1 day a lady pregnant with 3 kids was at a bank. all of a sudden a robber comes in and shoots the lady 3 times in the stomach. shes taken 2 the er and the doctor says it will be ok . years laterthe daughter says '' mom i was peeing and a bullet came out '' the mother explained it. the next day the other daughter said the same and again the mother explained the next day her son rushed to her and said ''mom! i was-'' the mom said yes i know u pissed out a bullet right? he said ''no i was playing with myself and i shot the dog!!
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October 7th, 2007, 22:32
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October 7th, 2007, 22:36
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October 8th, 2007, 00:07
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1)Whats the bad thing about being a black jew............u have 2 sit in the back of the oven.
2)Did u knw helin Keller had a horse................neither did she 3)Why did helin keller's cat run away.............wouldent u run away if ur name was derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh(She's def) 4)Whats the difference between an apple and a black man.....the apple looks good hanging from a tree 5)What do bricks and fat girls have in commen..............they both get laid by mexicans
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October 8th, 2007, 12:15
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lol those jokes r funny.
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November 4th, 2007, 17:02
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You have to be kidding me!
Funny Section :: Gigantic Tongue It must be stuck on.. though at the end it does act 'real'. Either way, its funny or gross... 
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November 4th, 2007, 17:08
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lol jk. i had to do it to someone..sorry 
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November 4th, 2007, 21:03
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Why did the rubber fly across the room?
because it got pissed off.
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November 5th, 2007, 06:23
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a rabbit and a bear are in the woods taking a sh*t.
the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "do you ever have a problem with sh*t getting stuck in your fur?" the rabbit looks over and says, "no, no i don't." the bear reaches over and grabs the rabbit and wipes his @ss...
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November 5th, 2007, 06:33
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what do you call the useless stuff around the pussy?
a woman
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November 14th, 2007, 18:01
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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, It's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said... "OK, I give up. Where's the f#ckin' ship?"
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November 14th, 2007, 18:14
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I don't get it. Lol.
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November 14th, 2007, 18:22
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I've heard that joke before
I ****ing hate it so much I love Nojin's joke though That was hilarious
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November 14th, 2007, 18:31
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A business mans company tell him that he will have to take a long business trip to japan to clinch an important deal. Unfortunately his wife is known for cheating on him when he goes away. He loves her still but everytime she does it it breaks his heart and this trip will be the longest he has been on. He also knows that she tries hard not to cheat and has done less and less. Having given up smoking he knows how hard it is to shake an addiction so he decides to go to a sex shop to get her something to keep her amused.
On his way home he goes to a little sex shop. He looks around for a bit but doesnt really find anything satisfactory. Just as he is about to leave the owner calls him over. "Your looking for something special?" "Yes, i need something to keep my wife busy while im away so she wont cheat" The owner looks at him hard then reaches under the counter and pulls out a small wooden box with mystical carvings and pictures on it. He slides off the lid and inside sits a carved wooden dildo. "Whats so special about that?" asks the man "Watch... Voodoo dildo door" To the mans suprise the dildo rises from the box and starts ****ing the keyhole of the door. "Voodoo dildo box" The dildo stops and drops back into its box. "Thats amazing i'll take it" After paying for it he walks home with a smile on his face. The next morning after packing he gives his wife her present. At first she is dubious but after showing her the door trick she seems quite pleased, so he leaves on his trip. After a week she feels then need for a shag but as she wants to stop cheating she instead gets out the dildo. "Voodoo dildo my pussy" The dildo rises obediently from the box and starts to shag her brains out. A hour and ten orgasms later she feels better. Through all the sexual exstasy however she forgets the turn off command. And as she is well into orgasm numer eleven she cant think straight. she trys to pull it out to stop it but it doesnt work, so she deciedes that she will have to go to hospital to have it removed. In the car on the way there she has another orgasm that makes her swerve dangerously. A police officer see's this and pulls her over. He walks up to the window which she rolls down. "Have you been drinking?" "No" The now destrought woman replys "A voodoo dildo is shagging me and i cant get it to stop im on my way to hospital to have it removed" "Voodoo dildo" the officer laughs "My arse"
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November 14th, 2007, 19:37
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heard this one today
How many gears does a french tank have? Four. one for forward, three for reverse
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November 15th, 2007, 05:39
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Hahaha, nice.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he still isn't gonna come What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord? My aaass! [I hope I'm not the only one who's seen this movie]
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November 15th, 2007, 19:24
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Kung Pow?
NOW THAT WILL BE 5 BUCKS BABY!
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November 15th, 2007, 21:53
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I ROCK AND ROLL SWEET SUSIE!
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November 16th, 2007, 17:24
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