Tell A Joke!!!! - Page 6

**EVOTION** · #**101** (**permalink**) March 19th, 2008, 17:32

Funny Video...

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**EKS_PK3R** · #**102** (**permalink**) March 19th, 2008, 21:35

Good one evotion

**SundanceKid** · #**103** (**permalink**) March 19th, 2008, 21:45

I use those pens that you can see through the middle. I just slip the answers in there.

xMrFoxhoundx · #**104** (**permalink**) March 19th, 2008, 22:02

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Originally Posted by SundanceKid

I use those pens that you can see through the middle. I just slip the answers in there.

Wrong thread? This isn't the thread with the cheating video? Self own?

**SundanceKid** · #**105** (**permalink**) March 19th, 2008, 22:30

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Originally Posted by xMrFoxhoundx

Wrong thread? This isn't the thread with the cheating video? Self own?

LOLOLOL

**Assassin_1992** · #**106** (**permalink**) March 20th, 2008, 10:22

What do virgins and parking spaces have in common??

All the best ones are taken and the ones left are disabled.

sexelk · #**107** (**permalink**) March 21st, 2008, 07:27

wot's the last thing to go through the flys mind when it hits ur windscreen?

its arse

sexelk · #**108** (**permalink**) March 21st, 2008, 07:28

man walks into a bar and says ouch!!

it was an iron bar

**TheBigTen-Ghost** · #**109** (**permalink**) March 28th, 2008, 03:57

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Originally Posted by Assassin_1992

What do virgins and parking spaces have in common??

All the best ones are taken and the ones left are disabled.

Lmao Here's one......I think i posted this already Y do midgets laugh when they??????Cuz the grass tickles there nuts....

force feed · #**110** (**permalink**) April 4th, 2008, 10:01

This little boy see's his grandpa drinking a beer, and ask "Grandpa, can I have a beer?". Granpa replies, "Can your pecker touch your butt?". The little boy replies "NO". Granpa says, "then you cant have a beer." Later the little boy sees his granpa smoking a cigar. The little boy ask his grandpa, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Grandpa replies, "Can your pecker touch your butt? The little boy again replies "NO". Granpa repliles, "Then you cant have a cigar." A while later Granpa see the little boy walking from the kitchen eating cookies. Grandpa ask him, "Can I have one of your cookies?" The little boy ask "can your pecker touch your butt?" Granpa replies, "Yes it can!" the little boy replies "well go **** yourself, grandma made these cookies for me!"

**balzan** · #**111** (**permalink**) April 4th, 2008, 10:53

no1) Yo mom is so ugly, that when she tried to enter the ugliness competition they said;"Sorry, no professionals"

no2) There was a blond lady and entered a shop. She saw this box thing and asked to shopkeeper "How much is this TV?" and the shopkeeper said, "Sorry we don't sell to blonds". So the lady left and painted her hair brown, and she went to the shop, and she asked again (to the same person) "Hoe much does this TV cost?" and again he said "Sorry we dont sell to blonds". So she went and painted her hair black, and she went to the shop, and asked AGAIN (to the same person), "How much is this TV?" and AGAIN he said "Sorry we don't sell to blonds! And this lady was furious and she told him "I was blond true, but how did you know as I painted my hair black and brown but you still noticed!" and he answered, "cause that box is not a TV, but a microwave!"

Got it, its said blonds are stupid...and it shows over here!

**TheBigTen-Ghost** · #**112** (**permalink**) April 7th, 2008, 20:03

yo mama's so ugly that they changed Halloween to ya mamaween

xMrFoxhoundx · #**113** (**permalink**) April 7th, 2008, 20:38

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Originally Posted by balzan

no1) Yo mom is so ugly, that when she tried to enter the ugliness competition they said;"Sorry, no professionals"

no2) There was a blond lady and entered a shop. She saw this box thing and asked to shopkeeper "How much is this TV?" and the shopkeeper said, "Sorry we don't sell to blonds". So the lady left and painted her hair brown, and she went to the shop, and she asked again (to the same person) "Hoe much does this TV cost?" and again he said "Sorry we dont sell to blonds". So she went and painted her hair black, and she went to the shop, and asked AGAIN (to the same person), "How much is this TV?" and AGAIN he said "Sorry we don't sell to blonds! And this lady was furious and she told him "I was blond true, but how did you know as I painted my hair black and brown but you still noticed!" and he answered, "cause that box is not a TV, but a microwave!"

Got it, its said blonds are stupid...and it shows over here!

That induced pain and not from laughter. Those are two of the most over-told jokes. It wasn't funny the third time.

Your mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with an application.

Frosty · #**114** (**permalink**) April 7th, 2008, 21:55

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

lololol

flagstealer · #**115** (**permalink**) April 11th, 2008, 23:28

all right heres a good joke (in my opinion)

how do u get an elephant out of a subway?

ANSWER: take the S out of sub and the F out of way

**balzan** · #**116** (**permalink**) April 12th, 2008, 04:10

cant get it :(

**xX_EpIdEmIc_Xx** · #**117** (**permalink**) April 12th, 2008, 05:10

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Originally Posted by balzan

cant get it :(

Haha I got it

flagstealer · #**118** (**permalink**) April 12th, 2008, 10:26

do u guys get it?

xMrFoxhoundx · #**119** (**permalink**) April 12th, 2008, 14:56

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Originally Posted by K_K_KS_Flagsteal

do u guys get it?

Its corny. I let out a chuckle. Good jokes are normally longer so when a good joke teller tells you he builds it up and stuff.