Tell A Joke!!!!

[xMrFoxhoundx]

Originally Posted by tom

what happens when a blonde women throws a grenade at you

answer: pull the pin and throw it back

LMAO.

[flagstealer]

lol good one frosty

[TheBigTen-Paulie]

So a man and a woman meet in a bar and start talking. M=man W=woman

M = So what's your name?
W = My name is Kate but I go by Karmin.
M = If you don't mind me asking why do you go by Karmin?
W = Well its simple...I like cars and men.
W = Oh and I never caught your name.
M = Its B.J. Tits n Beer.

My mother-in-law told me this and I thought it was funny.

[balzan]

gd 1, I liked it

[davide]

I keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected. One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'. Apparently 'my c*ck' is not an acceptable answer.


A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?' The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. 'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat b1tch.'


My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big f*cking red mark on her forehead.


I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.


Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's f*cking hilarious....


A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; 'F*ck off, you won't bring it back.'

[MiGioN]

What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

Gang rape!


What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?

She'll definatley swallow!

[Assassin_1992]

Ok, i heard this in pub, so i might get it wrong -

Theres a bunch of builders working on a house, the owner of a house has a little girl around 5 years old, anyway, whilst the builders were working the 5 year old girl started to help them throughout the week.

At the end of the week all the builders got paid and said to the girl, if you work another week well give you some ...So next week, the girl helps them out again, so at the end of the week, all the builders get some change and give it the girl,

The mum then takes the girl to the post office so she can changeup her money, whilst in the post office the lady behind the counter says " thats alot of money, will you be getting more next week? "

The 5 year old girl replys - " yh only if the f*cking bricks come "

[PINKnBLACK]

wow this thread is still going...

well a friend told me this one:


a guy asks a penguin expert , "about how tall do penguins grow?"
the penguin expert " about 3 ft"
guy: " o shit!! then i just ran over a nun on my way overhere!"

[xMrFoxhoundx]

Originally Posted by PINKnBLACK

wow this thread is still going...

well a friend told me this one:


a guy asks a penguin expert , "about how tall do penguins grow?"
the penguin expert " about 3 ft"
guy: " o shit!! then i just ran over a nun on my way overhere!"

This is a great thread. Needs reviving. Anyone have new jokes?

[tom]

ok ill bring it back to life. just a joke ive heard on TV

a person is digging a hole in his garden when is neighbour comes over and says what your doing, the man said my fish has just died and i have buried it. the neighbour says thats a big hole for a fish aint it. the man says thats because its inside your f*****g cat.