You Really Bored? Read This.

Planet-1TF1- · #1 (**permalink**) August 25th, 2007, 00:15

-toward the last week of school, seniors finish their finals and get the miss the last 3 or 4 days of school. well, on my last senior day i brought my sega genesis and we all played road rash 2 on the projector, and i made up a plan with a couple friends and a teacher (one friend [chris] being a jr xbox360er and not a senior like the rest of us) to come back to school on the days we didn't have to, just to play PS3 and xbox360 on the projector. well, that night i came to thinking, call all my senior friends and canceled the plan, and wrote this to my teacher and my one jr friend who was forced to sit in class because of his grade level all by himself with his stupid xbox360:

"Mrs. Gaston, I am sorry to inform you that, I will not be joining tomorrow morning's jamboree due to the fact that Christopher Busby's xbox 360 is going to be in the same building as my...
children-saving-from-starvation-in-every-unfortunate-third-world-country,
only-survivor-of-tackling-a-Black-Hole-to-the-ground,
kicking-the-crap-out-of-Crocodile-Dundee,
original-casted-monster-on-the-other-side-of-the-fence-in-The-Sandlot-movie,
miracle-stolen-straight-out-of-GOD's-holy-teacher-lounge
(yes, GOD was taught by teachers [i Wiki'd it] and they desperately tried to spend their lunch breaks away from Mister Class Know It All, by feasting their eyes on the wholesome fibers of Sony's shiny digital piece of freedom [because calling it a "piece of Heaven" while they're already in Heaven could confuse some, mainly xbox users)
by-Prometheus'-pimple-faced-teen-aged-nephew,
PlayStation III.

Wow, I hope you could comprehend everything I just said (not you Mrs. Gaston, I'm talking to Busby). Basically, what I'm trying to put into words here is that, comparing the swooping down off a rainbow on cloud with my PS3 being held above me by two naked angels arrival to Christopher's sitting on the back of a dead panda gripping his xbox 360 tightly thinking somebody wants to play with it entrance, is like us all taking a trip to Books-A-Million and watching Chris sit down in a circle with all his buddies to play repeated games of Digimon until we're asked to leave because, Chris won't stop whining and complaining about he "keeps getting all the bad ones."

Chris, when you finally come to your senses, go out and purchase the makers (*Sony*) of the best-selling game consoles' next-generation machine, and give me a call: 843.676.****-Shane

P.S.
it's 2:50AM and i'm writing an email so, don't feel too bad. haha. ---didn't actually laugh."

Mdub10 · #2 (**permalink**) August 25th, 2007, 00:24

That's cute. I was bored so I read it.
I really didn't understand any of it.
Lol. -Didn't actually lol.

Planet-1TF1- · #3 (**permalink**) August 25th, 2007, 00:32

Haha, I'm sorry for the confusion. But, if you do somehow understand it, it is funny. For the most part, I am describing my Playstation III to my teacher, and why I can't let my PS3 be in the same place with Chris' 360.

Mdub10 · #4 (**permalink**) August 25th, 2007, 00:57

Oh, Haha.
I kind of understand it. Semi.
Sorry I had to sign off, some girl i-med me, gave me a link to her myspace and asked me if I thought she was hot.
I'm serious on that one.

your_last_sight · #5 (**permalink**) August 25th, 2007, 01:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by SK_Shouka

Haha, I'm sorry for the confusion. But, if you do somehow understand it, it is funny. For the most part, I am describing my Playstation III to my teacher, and why I can't let my PS3 be in the same place with Chris' 360.

lol that makes it less confusing =] thanks lol but funny letter nevertheless.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mdub10

Oh, Haha.
I kind of understand it. Semi.
Sorry I had to sign off, some girl i-med me, gave me a link to her myspace and asked me if she thought I was hot.
I'm serious on that one.

wtf??!??? who asked who was hot??